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Signs you work in the 90's |
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the
fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with
family is that they do not have email addresses.
Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's
homepage to your bookmarks.
You have a "to do list" that includes entries
for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are
usually the ones that never get crossed off.
You have actually faxed your Christmas list to
your parents.
Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid
assets and capital gains.
You consider 2nd day Air Delivery and
Inter-office Mail painfully slow.(!!!)
You assume any question about whether to
valet park or not is rhetorical.
You refer to your dining room table as the
flat filing cabinet. (you actually "dine"
standing over the kitchen sink or lounging
on the sofa.)
Your idea of being organized is multiple
colored post-it notes.
Your grocery list has been on your
refrigerator so long some of the
products don't even exist anymore.
You lecture the neighborhood kids selling
lemonade on ways to improve their process.
You get all excited when it's Saturday so you
can wear sweats to work.
You refer to the tomatoes grown in your
garden as deliverables.
You find you really need PowerPoint to
explain what you do for a living.
You normally eat out of vending machines and
at the most expensive restaurant in town within
the same week.
You think that "progressing an action plan"
and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable
English phrases.
You know the people at the airport hotels
better than your next door neighbors.
You ask your friends to "think out of the
box" when making Friday night plans.
You think Einstein would have been more
effective had he put his ideas
into a matrix.
You think a "half-day" means leaving at
5 o'clock.
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