Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In The Office, But Aren't
10. Mind if I use your laptop?
9. Just stick it in my box
8. You're getting too soft.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. Hmmmmmmm.... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there...
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