The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This
element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus
composed of
1 neutron,
2 vice-neutrons,
5 junior vice-neutrons,
25 assistant vice-neutrons, and
125 junior assistant vice-neutrons
all going round in circles. Managerium has a half-life of
three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a
series of reviews leading to reorganization. Its molecules
are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles
known as morons.
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