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|| Who's Who In The Corporate Zoo|
The Managing Partner
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a locomotive
Faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God.
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a steam engine
Slower than a speeding bullet
Walks on water if sea is calm
Talks to God.
Leaps short buildings with a running start
Almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water if it's a small lake
Talks to God, if special request is approved.
Barely clears Quanset huts with favorable winds
Loses tug of war with caboose
Swims well in an indoor pool
Occasionally addressed by God.
Makes high marks on walls trying to leap tall buildings
Are run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting personal injury
Can tread water in the deep end
Talks to animals.
Runs into buildings face first
Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with life jacket
Talks to walls.
Help Desk Technicians
Falls over doorsteps when attempting to enter buildings
Points and says, "Choo Choo"
Says "bang, bang" while playing with cap gun
Dog paddles in mud puddles without drowning
Mumbles to themselves.
The Administrative Assistant
Lifts tall buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her bare teeth
Freezes water with a single glance
She IS God.